Got Money?

Nah, neither do I.

I am about to go and save my ass from the real estate fires -- two months behind on my rent, and I've just managed to scrape it together through, quite honestly, a true miracle.

Why is it that everyone decides to not pay at the same time? And why is it that this time, in which people start lagging with payments, is always the same time that banks and other such institutions decide to get nasty?

I hate dealing with money. Loathe it. Therefore, I'm a terrible debt collector, and a shocking accounts keeper. Do not put me in charge of managing your funds!

However... if you need help with spending it, then I am your woman.